Monday, August 10, 2009

Halo 3: The Spectacle

By Casey Jones

The other day, while surfing the Internet for details on the Halo 3 weapons cheats, I came across a number of what-if situations? What if Master Chief fought different famous characters from films, comic books, and legends? Here is a list of some of these battles and my take on the outcome.

While technically not a Halo 3 weapon cheat, the match-up of Master Chief versus Robocop would be hot. According to the information on the Internet both have a few similarities. They're both human, they've both been enhanced, they both have fantastic armour and they are both veteran fighters. Most respondents thought that Master Chief would defeat Robocop, but let's face facts here, Master Chief can be put down with a pistol, whereas Robocop was still going after being blown up at a gas station. The nod has to go to Robocop.

When Master Chief takes on the next combatant he would do well to have a Halo 3 weapon cheat. The next is MacGyver. Master Chief has a lot going for him. He is an expert with a number of weapons; he has that amazing armour; he has some incredible vehicles at his disposal; he's a Clint Eastwood type loner and he can regenerate himself. However, in short, MacGyver is brain over brawn. It would probably boil down to the same considerations in a fight between Batman and Superman. If it's a closed arena where it's man versus man, Master Chief is going to win. But put this battle in the real world with Swiss army knives and plastic tape at his disposal, and MacGyver's going to wipe the floor with our bionic friend.

So far Master Chief is 2-0 down, it's starting to look like he could definitely use a Halo 3 weapon cheat. But we'll give him another chance. This time it's Master Chief versus Terminator. We already know Master Chief's powers, the Terminator's consist of an ability to master any weapon, relentless willpower, doesn't get tired, amazing focus to kill his target. It all comes down to the Spartan laser weapon. As one voter said, if Master Chief can destroy vehicles with this weapon he can certainly put a sizeable hole in the Terminator too.

Let's have another contest before Master Chief finds his Halo 3 weapon cheat. What can he do against Boba Fett from Star Wars? The main differences between Master Chief and Boba Fett are that Boba has no shields, owns his own ship and has a jet pack.

Many people believe Star Wars would win this battle, but Master Chief's weapons are much more powerful than those shown by the bounty hunter. This one makes it evens at 2-2.

So, those are the results. In this tiny poll that we read on the Internet, Master Chief is your average kind of super hero, who is not guaranteed to win every bout, unless he finds his weapon cheats or the story writers want him to, that is.

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